Here before you is Joe Wilkinson's brilliantly absurd account of his time on - and briefly off - planet Earth. Through cartoon stories and illustrated adventures, Joe recounts the defining moments that have come to shape and scar him - from becoming the bad boy of fly tipping and growing into his areolas, to his car airbag addiction and the time he tunnelled too far out of prison and ended up in the prison next door. Treating us to an assortment of genre-defying stories, Joe blows his readers' minds with the key events of his utterly pointless life.