'A Snowflake's Guide to Christmas' is an illustrated, tongue-in-cheek survival guide, containing valuable advice for compassionate, socially engaged humans for navigating the hazards of the holiday season. Learn how to launch a scathing dinner table takedown on your woefully unwoke relatives; craft your own sustainable decorations that bring festive cheer whilst contributing to the 2050 Paris Agreement; splurge on black Friday without propping up the neoliberal capitalist agenda; and build a body-positive snowperson that isn't a straight white male for once.