Come here Brodie... Sit down, Brodie; Get off the sofa, Brodie; Get in the car, Brodie; Breakfast's ready, Brodie; Shut up Brodie!

I think my name is Brodie. Though, to be honest, I don't really bother about names very much. They're more of a human thing. Us dogs mostly just go by sense of smell.

If you've ever wondered what's inside a dog's head, this is the book for you. In it, I try to work out the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Also covered are my views on dog food, cushions, fireworks (spawn of the devil), squirrels, foxes, mice and other vermin. Not to mention vets.

In other words, a dog's life.

BONE-FIDE ENDORSMENTS

'Most of this went over my head.'
Ruby, the Dachshund

'Ich habe dieses Buch gerne gelesen, während ich mich um meine Herde gekümmert habe.'
Fritz, the German Shepherd

'At last a dog that is barking up the right tree'
Jack Russell